Newswire
(Toronto, Ontario) July 17, 20108:05 PM EST
Authorities of the MSFM* have reported a large cache of share certificates found in a shipping container alongside 181 Bay Street in Toronto.The shares were found to be in good condition despite weeks of alleged abuse at the hands of their hedge fund owners.
Theshares were found by representatives of the MSFM passing by the large metal container at approximately10:30 a.m. EST on July 14th, after hearing cries of anguish and a pounding noise coming from inside the container.Within minutes it was discovered that share certificates were being held against their will and slowly were brought out into the morning daylight for the first time in weeks.The share certificates have been identified as those trading on the TSX Venture exchange under the symbol, NOT.V
As many of the shares came forward with allegations of mistreatment and abuse, it was apparent that they had been held against their will and forced to underperform and had been shuffled from trading desks across Bay Street.Malnourished and shorted by deviant traders, the shares will be taken in by the MSFM and a further investigation has been launched into the reported millions of other shares in the same company that have been exposed to unjust trading practices."We were forced to trade on electronic exchanges where our owners forced us to sell ourselves for pennies less than the ask." said an unidentified certificate found and one of the first to come forward.The certificate also acknowledged being borrowed to further depress the stock price by traders whose sole intention was to minimize any gains of the hard working certificates being forcefully held."Any time we had news, we had high hopes of being released on the open market", but the glimmer of freedom soon diminished after the same nefarious traders gained control of groups of shares among them, shares from retail holders. "We very much prefer to be free shares, not involved with questionable activities." said a certificate who prefered to remain anonymous for fear of reprisal.The shares will be transported to MSFM headquarter and debriefed before joining other shares for treatment and long term care.
MSFM is an organization for rehabilitation and treatment of depressed and abused shares in the U.S. market on Wall Street and in Canada on Bay Street.The RCMP and the OSC have been contacted but no official results of their investigations will be known for some time.It was noted that the hedge fund office was not questioned by the SEC about the container or its contents located on the premises.
Spokesman for the MSFM organization, Mr. M. Mynot has assuredthe newly rescued certificates that they will be safe to trade on the open market in the near future once management of the public company (NOT.V) satisfies current concerns of the MSFM board over the poor management practices that have affected the current share price in a negative way.
* (More Shares For Mynot)
