Omagine

BEACHER, you son-of-a beach. The boys and girls and I thought you "flew the coop" and cashed in. The last time you posted here was on the fourth of July! If your vacation was the full two and one half months I shall request that when I die I'd very much like to come back as you---"you side windin,bush wackin,son of a beach". (That was my best impression of the late Gabby Hayes). Welcome back and get strapped in. We're gittin ready to rumble--not just the Philly Eagles tonight, but much more importantly, O-M-A-G-I N-E, Cheerleader (as Mooner--where the heck is Mooner---would call me) Bill.