Date: July 2, 2015
Location: Dr. Taylor's backyard.
Abstract:
The semiconductor technology is the backbone of the electronics
industry. Every new generation of this technology allows the creation
of chips with further miniaturization and higher performance. This
potentially increases the functions that an electronic product could
offer to the end-user. Although adding such new functions do benefit
the end-user, they also necessitate finer and denser semiconductor
fabrication processes. This densification makes chips more susceptible
to defects. The challenges with today's very deep-submicron
semiconductor technologies are that we are reaching defect
susceptibility levels that result in lowering the manufacturing yield
and field reliability.
Who is the seminar intended for:
- Disbelievers
- Procrastinators
- Group thinkers
- Anal-retentives
- Intel executives
Course Topics:
8:00 a.m. - 9:00 a.m. WTF, how did I miss this?
9:00 a.m. - 10:00 a.m. Is it too late to get in now?
10:00 a.m. - 11:00 a.m. Life story of Bob McWhirter (Part 1)
11:00 a.m. - 12:00 p.m. How to make irritating posts on Agoracom.
12:00 p.m. - 1:00 p.m. Lunch
1:00 p.m. - 2:00 p.m. WTF is a substrate?
2:00 p.m. - 3:00 p.m. How to break an Agoracom "tractor beam" argument (William Shatner will be the guest speaker).
3:00 p.m. - 4:00 p.m. Life story of Bob McWhirter (Part 2)
4:00 p.m. - 5:00 p.m. How to kill yourself painlessly because you totally missed positioning for POET greatness.
5:00 p.m. - 6:00 p.m. I still do not understand what POET does.
6:00 p.m. Disposal of attendees who still do not understand what POET does.
7: 00 p.m. Viscacha recipe trading.
Apologies if I offended anyone, as this was done with no ill intent, and was written only to inject a little humor while we wait on the greatness of POET to be revealed.
